Overheard at the doc Russia dacha

TV newscaster [set to dramatic music in a fear-mongering voice]: "This is little Molly... She's only three years old, but has already had surgery for kidney stones. Find out in our newscast why doctors are seeing this and why you might be at risk.."

doc Russia [looks closely at video of child]: "Looks like FLK."

Domestic-6: "You mean Phenylketonuria?"

doc Russia [in flat monotone]: "No..... Funny Lookin' Kid."

Respectfully Submitted,
-doc Russia