I hate paperwork

Well, I am sorry for the lack of posting, but I have been snowed under doing paperwork and jumping through hoops for graduation.

Also, as some of you know, I had begun to have some talks with the Army National Guard about going back into service. For the time being, that is on hold, due to me having enough on my plate for next year without having to wory about getting my drill requirements in.

Otherwise, today was a good day. Stormcloud and I are just having waaaaay too much fun at clinic. Here's an excerpt;

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Stormcloud: Dammit! I just saw three people go into that patient's room. Why does everybody and their dog have to get involved with a simple cough?

Russia: Well, maybe I should roll a grenade into the room.

Stormcloud: [laughing] what? do you think that it will help her cough?

Russia: Well, it will make it the least of her concerns

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"So, this patient is a blahblahblah year old blahblah with a past medical history of:

hyperthyroid
Coronary artery disease
 three Heart attacks,
Two strokes,
....and a pacemaker in a pear tree."

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[after I had to silence my cell phone]\

Nurse: Russia! I can't believe you brought a cell phone in here! There's a cardiologists office right across the hall! the attending is going to chew you out for having that cell phone!

Russia: Right. whatever.

Nurse: [getting peeved at my nonchalance] If I were you, I would be scared of what the attending is going to do

Russia: [leaning in closer to the nurse] I don't get scared.

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Okay, maybe you had to be there for them, but they were funny.

Respectfully Submitted,
-doc Russia